Just saw this in my Facebook feed...Le Sigh...

I loved this episode so much I’m about to rewatch it.

If Ross put his shirt back on, his servants would get more work done. No wonder his mine is failing.

I always feel like he should look like this guy, even when he’s on other animated shows:

And lo, a child was born unto them. A child destined to rule the Great White North. A child destined to be supernaturally beautiful, with feathered blonde hair, power-skating thighs and, somehow, still an obnoxious inferiority complex.

It is my duty to post this whenever I see Channing Tatum on jez:

Mariah must suffer from my condition - short shoulder to top-of-boob length. Maxi dresses all do that on me. Now usually I umm...do something about it, because scissors and thread and needles have been invented.

And I haven’t yet found the words to diplomatically say, “he’s a mediocre father who was there for me some of the time, but definitely loves me, and I also do love him even though he is usually the child in all of our interactions, and doesn’t have a problem expecting his daughters to mother him.”

*I require that Joel Kinnaman be around in later episodes.

i assume that joel kinnaman will be around in later episodes

OR you can pretend that his plot line on The Wire was all a ruse, Wallace was fine, was put in witness protection in East Dillon and had his name changed to Vince.

Try Onituska Tiger by Asics- they are normal but not boring, very comfy, and come in about a thousand colors/styles. 6pm.com usually has good sales on them too...

Calvin Harris ft. Taylor Swift, "Sorry (2006)"

Hah, I've been doing ballet for 20ish years, and my pirouettes are still totally bogus. The beautiful thing about amateur ballet classes is that they can't kick you out unless you commit an arrestable offense. I'm never quitting, and I'm never going to nail my turns. (Which is almost kind of funny, because I make…

I love me some Queen Elizabeth 2.0, but can we talk about whatever is happening back there???

Before > After

I hoped beyond hope that this would be a bit of self-aware mockery of Jez's hilariously bad overly-earnest train wreck of an article on the Ancient Egypt video. Having been a reader since 2007, I should have known better.

Imma let you finish, but the original attack cat had the best family 911 call ever. I love the transcription.

How would you react to a broom attack? I mean really: A BROOM ATTACK! I'd probably bite a forearm or two, as well.