Why not just change the font? 44 doesn’t have to look like that.

The milk analogy is hilarious! Code brown detonation!

Yeah it’s not like wine at all.

Why not ban the sale of data altogether?

“who identifies himself as Noland Arbaugh”

Nearly two decades late, but good luck with that.

“This experience jeopardized the lives of the 174 passengers and six crew members that were onboard.”

Clearly the case of the Texas wildfires is residents not raking the leaves.

A smart exec would say, “Hey, this is popular in this moment and won’t be by the time we’re done, so maybe we should make something different.” But then again, when was the last time you heard about an executive that could see past the next fiscal quarter?

The only saving grace here is that besides being on a hair-trigger, Deputy Jesse Hernandez had the same aiming accuracy of the Star Wars stormtroopers, so the handcuffed suspect Marquis Jackson was physically unharmed, though mentally it’s another story... That’s what happens when the police knows there are 400…

If you think that the guy you apparently searched and cuffed, in the locked backseat of your cruiser is shooting at you, you need to take the President’s cognition test.

It does look softer, but I just can’t, I need my 60fps. 

A cyclist ran a stop sign at a 4-way intersection and collided with a car. The car then called 911, instead of getting out and calling cyclist a dumbass. 

Its almost like South Park already made an episode about this

The 2nd picture on the slideshow in the gym is a Quest 3 ! Ha ha ha Not a Vision Pro. 

I can’t think war is terrible if I enjoy playing shooters?

This version of the Piracy Warning is way better...

When buying isn’t owning, pirating isn’t stealing.

They really need to ban the selling of block numbers to companies without a physical presence and a financial account in the US. These are instrumental for robo calls. Having them in the US means we can go after them.

#1) Ad blockers still work, no matter what they tell you.