It's a dislocated shoulder for sure. Watch the replay at 1:20, and look what his right arm does. He keeps going down because when he tries to stand up, that arm is trying to rotate back down, but if it's out of socket it won't rotate and it's crazy painful. Combine a head shot with that dizzying pain, and that's…

Trainer: Schenn! Schenn! Are you alright?

"This is the kind of hit the NHL is trying to get rid of"

It's really sweet to see a kid look up to someone like this. I just hope he doesn't read my child molestation jokes, too.

I expected Raysism to be a little older

Sorry, kid, but you'll have to wait about four to six years to get your wish.

It's a shame that Marcus Bachmann couldn't get to him in time.

Color me skeptical.

I've said it from the very beginning, these two are far more similar to Dylan Klebold and Eric Harris, than any terrorist. Sure their motivations might have stemmed from radical Islam, but far more likely it was mental health, a shitty home-life and poor assimilation to American society.

Quick reminder, the vast majority of patients with a mental disorder severe enough to include hearing voices (schizophrenia, severe mania, schizoaffective, etc) will never hurt themselves or anyone else.

Justin Tucker speaks five languages, has hit 33 field goals in a row, just kept his team's season alive with a game-winning 61 yarder on the road (a career high), hit six field goals in a game (a Raven record), and then congratulated all fantasy teams who own him (as I made the championship with him outscoring Calvin)…

That was a nasty, dirty, unnecessary play by Garvin and I hope Roger fines him and suspends him. That's a bullshit thing to do to any guy, let alone a guy that doesn't even play football for a living. Ain't that right, Kluwe?

Are you retarded?

Are some of you people looking at a different gif than me? He launched with the crown of his helmet into the guy's jaw. That is a penalty even on a non-defenseless player. (defenseful?) That's a penalty every time. Or should be. It sure as hell would have been a penalty if Drew Brees got hit like that.

I didn't say the NFL was out to save anyone.

Good to know.

Kicking a puppy is fun? Fuck that.

Wait. Is it really that fun to kick a puppy?

Blowing up a punter is the life equivalent of kicking a puppy. Really fun, but probably not worth it in the end if people are watching.

That play also featured a block in the back and a separate helmet-to-helmet. Apparently the refs were only watching to make sure Tomlin wasn't out on the field making a block. Same ol' Steelers.