Santa Bro: "I know where you've been sleeping, motherfucker!"

Ok Megyn Kelly, you own this now.

Drunken Santa Bros. Always my favorite gang from the Warriors.

No, what I did was make a comment on an article about a football player accused of rape but winning one of the biggest awards in college football. This comment was about rape and football because this is an article about rape and...football.

No, you cannot give a rapist an award, especially in this context, unless you give absolutely zero fucks about denouncing rape in society. You are admitting, over and over again, that you think making an example out of rapists is less important than handing out football awards. And whether or not Hitler was Man of…

Anyone who is surprised by this need look no further than Ben Roethlisberger and Kobe Bryant. This is completely par for the course.

I think I'm gonna post this on FB with the status message: "Rapist wins Heisman trophy."

Guys who think rape jokes are funny don't have sisters, nieces or women friends. They should go back downstairs at their parents house and continue playing video games til their Mom brings them a snack and tucks them into bed.

I totally agree that the police fucked up big time. And while we won't ever know the whole truth, what has come out confirms to me that Winston is at least a very seedy and shady character. What he admits to doing, while not rape, makes me believe that he is of poor character and not deserving of the positive national…

There's a minimal amount of solace in the fact that every article he or his family might save about his Heisman win is going to mention the rape complaint.

I was just waiting for this to hit Jezebel. I'm so angry and disgusted. I can't even go on Facebook right now because I will lose it on some ignorant dude-bro talking about "who cares what he did off the field".

I understand that there is a legal system and that we are not privy to all aspects of this investigation. The fact that this matter was not fully investigated in a timely fashion as well as the fact that it appears the police department sat on information that they should have looked into is what makes this so awful.…

To me, a medical professional evaluating the accuser and saying she thought it was sexual assault carries more weight than Winston's roommate saying it seemed consensual to him.

Agreed. Innocent until proven guilty is, more or less, the most fundamental principle in our society. ....but at the same time, football players so regularly get away with EVERYTHING that the cynic in me will always question any effort to prove guilt.

Anyone who read the 248 page report knows this guy got away with rape. If you support this entitled predator you're one or more of the following: scored under a 25 on your ACT, Florida trash, Florida State trash, black, a guy that doesn't see anything wrong with "taking the pussy" when the girl comes over after the…

Agree, these rape jokes feel forced.

Jesus guys. These rape jokes aren't funny. And that's not just because joking about rape is a generally shit-head thing to do. It's also because the ones you're telling aren't well-thought out or particularly witty.

Funny, the last time he saw a stiff arm like that he broke right through and scored.

I wonder why the committee keeps insisting that "integrity" is a large part of winning the Heisman. Say what you want about whether the sex was consensual or not, Winston was irresponsible to even be in that position.

I won't believe Winston came in first until I see it confirmed by DNA testing.