"That sounds entirely plausible!" said nobody who has spent more than 5 minutes living in America in the last 40 years.

This should be taught to every high school student: DO NOT LET THE POLICE INTO YOUR HOUSE UNLESS THEY HAVE A WARRANT! Even if there is nothing illegal going on, these people are not smart and they are poorly trained. They will fucking shoot you at the drop of a hat. I don't care how polite they seem when they ask you…

Colorado is a lovely place to live, Will. I encourage you to check it out.

UNC alum here, living in Chapel Hill about 5 minutes from this house. It's a $650,000 house in a large golf course community, not some lone house in the middle of nowhere. The houses are close together with small yards. Not sure why I felt like that makes a difference, it's just too weird to me to be coincidence. I…

Public defender here. Don't just say that you aren't consenting, shake your head no. Most police cars have cameras and most interactions are taped, but audio has this interesting way of cutting in and out. Maybe your neighbors are watching or a passing car is taping also. So make your refusal very visible so it's not…

So my friend's home alarm went off once. When she got home either the cops were already inside or waiting for her outside so they could check that the home was clear. In that case, my friend had no reason not to let the cops in (she lives in an nice, upper middle class neighborhood). The cops noticed a pair of 1960s…

That's how crazy drugs make the people who don't use them.
Typical Deadspin anti-"not-a-drug-user-but-reasonable-opponent-of-drug-prohibition" bias.

Around here, if the meter reader knew Williams owned the house, and saw a tall, athletic black man of the 18-25 demographic staying at the house, it would be much more likely for him to think, "Oh, that's a Carolina player," than, "Oh, derp, racism, derp."

<i>A meter reader with the utility company called police after assessing the house that was thought to be vacant but suspected somebody was living at the residence.</i>

I guess when the meter runs out...
(Put on sunglasses)
...your rights...go to pot.
(Cue up The Who)

Do yourself a favor and NEVER tell a cop to "get fucked". Politely decline and if he presses you, politely decline again and if he still presses, inform him you would like to speak with your (or a) lawyer before acquiescing to any requests.

I was sitting on my car at the beach one day and a cop started asking me some questions. He asked to search my car, I said no. So he made up some bullshit and brought over a drug sniffing dog. I knew 100% I was fine. I sat there enjoying the sun with a big ass grin on my face. After the dog didn't alert on anything,…

Three rules for dealing with cops: 1) shut up, you have the right to remain silent so use it; 2) no searching without a warrant (i.e. don't consent), and 3) be polite, the cops remember it when you call them "pigs".

Wow, three whole blunts and a couple of roaches. Thoes cops better not search my home then.

i would never call the police, and anytime one of them ever asks me a question my response is always, ask my lawyer.

"The PGA Tour is classified as a non-profit because each of its tournaments is classified as a charity event."

Fucking sadists who are entitled little fucks. That's who.

What makes me rage even more is the crowing by the men that because the case was dismissed, that means the accuser was lying. No, shitforbrains, it means they decided, for whatever reason, that there was not enough evidence to go forward. And that lack of evidence is probably because of the shoddy work of the police…

Jezebel is not a courtroom, therefore we do not have to suppress our beliefs after reading the reports. After reading the reports, it is obvious Winston is a rapist who has gotten away with a crime. If Winston was not a football player there isn't any doubt in my mind that he would have been arrested and charged the…

I don't understand why men like to watch there friends have sex with a girl. That is disturbing to me, and then try to have sex with her after the friend just did. Gross