I'm a Devils fan and this is so satisfying. The fact that he actually suits up and plays over actual hockey players that can actually play hockey is astoundingly dumb.
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To be honest, though, fighting in hockey is only really a cause for concern when the person getting hit doesn't already have brain damage.
Given his ignorance re: sucking cock, I'm sure he's taken it on the chin before.
Which is why Americans are the most uninformed people in the First World. ESPN would rather have Ron Burgundy host their "news" program than report the news unless something this serious happens.
I have precisely ZERO interest in seeing any part of Shia Labeef clothed or unclothed. He ruined Indiana Jones. He ruined Transformers. He is one of the things that spoiled Constantine. I have never seen him do anything respectable.
Way to scale back on that stuff and coordinate with the other adults, good for you! It drives me INSANE thinking of my future children taking their expensive electronics for granted! I'm sure I'll cave and get them a replacement for whatever they break, lol. :P I annoy MYSELF when I buy something expensive and only…
This was the crowning glory of my completely f*&%$ up wedding gift list.
This is my step-daughters life. At 14 she thought she'd be able to swing a new ipod touch for her mum, a new tablet from her mum's parents, an electric guitar from us and score a cool $200 from her dad's parents.
Do you have any of those gifts now as an adult or only the baggage that came with them?
All of this.
I'm living in a warped version of this right now. Except in my world the ex gets fired at the beginning of December and we are left to make sure the four year old doesn't have to know the other parent is useless and won't live up to promises. Yay!
All my friends with divorced parents got the BEST gifts when I was growing up.
"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."
Parents split up when I was 10. Apart from all the crushing insecurity that comes from moving between houses, years of damage done by listening to snide comments from each parent about the other, and the creeping abandonment issues that are revealing themselves later in life, the doubling down on Christmas was pretty…
No joke, my friend's mom did the same thing in the '90s. Bought a whole fuckin' roomful (literally, a room) of the things. Now they just sit there and collect dust and bitterness
"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."
The only thing worse than managing your kid's expectations vs reality, is being divorced and trying to coordinate your kid's insane Xmas list with your ex. (Not to mention basically 4 sets of grandparents now that we're both in other long-term relationships).
No joke here... just wanted to say this is the funniest thing you've put up in a while. I basically got fired because of "You can walk Saige with it."