Why is Mike Tomlin wearing a weave?

I don't know but it's definitely too late for that weave

Spousal immunity.

This is why you put a ring on it if you're gonna murder someone.

I wonder who will do more time: Hernandez, or his fiancé?

He argued that the Army high command and top federal officials, including President Barack Obama, had biased the process by pressing for prosecutions over military sexual assault allegations.

Thanks, I'll let my dog know you're a fan when she puts down the bong.

A few years ago, when DC first legalized same-sex marriage, I was getting a suit tailored. As I was waiting getting my pants measured, I was talking to the lady who ran the place and asked "so...how's business going?"

Her eyes IMMEDIATELY lit up, and she said "You have no idea how amazing business is now that…

"I'm going to send Nick Saban a dozen roses for his choice to go for the field goal."

He's disgusting. I'll never see any of his movies.

He's a gross creep whose work stopped being in any way interesting or original decades ago, and the fact that people continue to give him work boggles my goddamn mind.

Have you read the most recent Vanity Fair article on it? the way Mia Farrow was dragged through all that bullshit is amazing to me. I have no idea how anyone could ever have any respect for this man.

FUCK WOODY ALLEN THO

He doesn't seem to understand the difference between "turned your life around" and "guilty of a crime 20 years ago".

Ew at Jezebel for ignoring her racist song Gypsy, you guys are so biased when it comes to Gaga she manages to get a free pass to be a racist asshole.

Is this posting from 20 years ago? Arsenio still has a show?

I think it would be great if Arsenio just brought back all the guests from his first talk show, and only those guests.

This is the face of a man who knew exactly what he was doing.

White women are, as ever, a bridge too far.

Geraldo Rivera has a lot of fucking nerve finally realizing Zimmerman is a psychopath, considering he said it was Trayvon's hoodie that got him profiled and killed.