I agree!

I have zero problem with long articles; I think that we, along with lots of other places (Sports Illustrated very much included) run some terrific ones, and that Longform and Longreads are great.

The difference is the distractions that come with having Tebow on your team.

Preaching has gone out of style in America. So has telling people what they should or shouldn’t do, and telling them there’s only one way to get to Heaven, and telling them they need to renounce their old ways or they’ll probably go to Hell.

...seriously, it's called "The Book of Tebow," illustrated with crosses, and broken up into seven sections that correspond to the seven capital virtues, one of which is misspelled...

That is not only your usage, that is the correct usage.

Was not even aware you could construct a sentence that mentions her and Aretha at the same time. How about that, I just did too.

Cheer up lad, you still are a 2 time Super Bowl MVP same as brady and you don't choke against him like your brother.

Eli Manning's struggle face continues to be my favorite thing about football.

I'm starting to think "icon" is about to go on the heap along with "genius" and "diva."

She's tough to beat, that's for sure

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Has Abdalla (the sheriff who came out really early in the investigation with statements about how you can't arrest people for being stupid and no more charges would be filed) been fired? I would like for that asshole to be unemployed.

Also notice how she didn't address how her husband died 5 months later, of the same 2 exact ailments. Cause that happens all the time!

It's like, did her stylists even bother to look into the significance of the costume or how it was worn? WHY was this necessary? There are a bajillionty other things the woman could wear. Why this?

"Called" a racist, or was a racist?

I was never, ever going to like Katy Perry anyway, but this...I don't have words for this.

PSA: Katy Perry is performing in a totally bullshit geisha get up right now.

Soooooo Katy Perry's performance...

All I have to ask is why this isn't an open thread with the Mark Twain Awards in honor of Carol Burnett as header...