Seriously that’s the best paragraph ever

YES THIS.

Cannot fucking stand it.

Fucking seriously. Please transcribe.

Go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself.

Never mind that when a dude beats up his wife for years and then she turns up dead HE FUCKING KILLED HER. Jesus.

Word. 10/10 would bang.

... Hold onto the shirt sleeve ends with your hands while you pull down the sweater sleeves? No?

Also a conservative dream: super cheap labor! They act like there’s no DEMAND for these workers, when CORPORATIONS CREATE THAT DEMAND. Ugh.

Feminism died long before actresses started auditioning to play women who were all vying for one man as a prize.

But it didn’t help.

This is also my father-in-law, whom I have never met.

Oh my god none of it is real she’s an actress come on

Seriously. Knees are stupid.

Or really anything other than anything by Kanye

She is an actress. Nothing you see or hear from her is real. Reporters are actors, paid by their employers to say things. That is all.

Let me guess: Hedge fund manager?

You spelled “spoiled rotten” wrong

Also because Democrats recognize gay people and women as human beings. Also that.

And bigotry and sexism. Don’t forget those.