You mean the entire Republican Party? They’re on teevee all the time, man.

... let them cool? Let them cool. Five minutes. No more mouth burn.

Seriously. Fuck this guy. He’s not some musical genius; he’s just a garden variety drum machine R&B guy and oh also horrible pedophile rapist. Fffffuuuck no.

Don’t get me started

She laughs all the way to the bank, where she keeps all her “I got fired AND paid” money.

She is everything wrong with America.

Oh, I accept them. But I also get to criticize them. That’s what you’re not getting. Acceptance doesn’t mean we just go “oh okay so that’s what he believes, then, look down everyone’s pants to decide what rights they get.”

Although I do admit it’s pretty hard to accept that there are still bigots in 2015.

Why are someone else’s genitals so important to you?

Why are someone’s genitals so important to you?

Are you gonna stand outside the restroom checking people’s pants?

You know who’s sneaking into girls’ restrooms and assaulting them? Straight white dudes. GTFOH with this bullshit.

THIS

Your obsession with parts speaks volumes. Volumes.

You need to look up “textbook definition” again

Your use of the pronoun “it” gives you away, bigot.

You conservatives sure are obsessed with what’s in people’s pants.

Exactly! Why is it so important to these people to know what’s in everyone’s pants?!

I’m having a hard time believing Jezebel even published this piece.

Dear women: please don’t do this to yourselves. Ever. Exercise for fitness, fine. Please don’t obsess over muffins and crunches. The serotonin depletion alone is a weight loss inhibitor, for one thing.

Please don’t do this to yourself. Get married. Be…

If I were the boss, we’d have mandatory voting.

Thank you. This is a perfect response.

SHE IS TWELVE. FUCK YOURSELF.

Please go fuck yourself.