She is a "reality" show "star" and therefore by definition, fairly awful.

Seriously! Just get your kids their own TV and limit their time on that one.

Pay them in a work study job. Or a fellowship. I do not understand why this isn't being considered at all.

I've never understood why they can't be paid like a work-study job, or even a fellowship. If a physics student who makes NO money for the school can get a fellowship, surely an athlete would be worth at least that too.

I would break my LEGS.

Yes. That was quite possibly the most pretentious, condescending, ridiculous "apology" / explanation I've ever seen. She really doesn't get it.

YES. Too Cute is the best.

You are incorrect. Nice try though.

Or perhaps his future rape victims.

Right? Icon? Icon. Please. An icon at least has to be ABLE to refrain from using AutoTune. (Cher can do whatever she wants.)

Sure you can. Drive to the Cobb Galleria area right now and park somewhere. I'll wait.

If you think the Cobb Galleria area is "accessible," even in not-rush-hour, then you have a strange definition of that word. You'll sit through 6 light cycles at 2pm on a Tuesday.

There's a shuttle. It's really not that hard.

Driving to that area of Cobb at 2pm on a Tuesday is a nightmare. Let alone rush hour. It might be the worst possible place to put a new stadium in the metro area. Never mind that Turner Field is beautiful and young.

Exactly. This is exactly the source of this entire deal. There's an abandoned military base in the city that has a train stop attached to it... it'd make a fine place for a stadium. But too many darkies. Fuck this bullshit sideways.

Being a woman would probably not be a good idea. Fuck Mike Tyson.

So as a negotiation tactic, they'll threaten to move to a county that refused ALL Marta service when it was first conceived? What a horrible location the Galleria area would be all the way around.

Yeah it's not gonna be better in the Cobb Galleria area, which is already a traffic nightmare even at 2pm on a Tuesday.

It's got a lot better public transit access than anything in Cobb County, though. That area is already a traffic nightmare. I am completely disgusted by this move on every level. Fuck the Braves.

And THAT is why people hate Lady Gaga. Aside from her debatable talent level, she doesn't DO any of the things she likes to preach about. She's thin and blonde and yes, conventionally attractive, no matter what she says. She puts out manufactured nothing-pop songs about "originality" and being different and true to…

I mean shit, can we get Rush Limbaugh fired, then? LET US HARNESS THIS FOR GOOD.