There's a restaurant in Atlanta that serves an item called Nacho Tots. It's exactly what it sounds like and it is GLORIOUS.

Never mind that McGwire-shaped, bloated elephant in the room.

I've never understood why the athletes can't be paid in the form of a fellowship, or at the very least a work-study. If a physics student can get paid to go to college, why not an athlete that actually generates revenue? Seems like a Football Fellowship would be the perfect solution.

Exactly. NONE OF THIS IS REAL, Y'ALL. NONE OF IT. These people all have agents and head shots and auditioned for this. Reality shows are bullshit.