Foghorn Leghorn is a completely accurate representation of anyone living below the Mason-Dixon

All Californians talk and act like the Kardashians

Take that commie shit out to the street.

Forget Stockholm, this is Cleveland Syndrome.

How dare you make me feel things.

People need to stop with this shit. My dad is going to start expecting my brother and I to restore some old Bronco and it ain’t happening.

Man, someone needs to stop cutting those onions in the office.

Angry grandpa is now happy grandpa! What a beautiful thing his son did.

We should all celebrate this golden age of unlimited prosperity from TV contracts by taking in the ESPN Friday Night Doubleheader, which opens with the Lakers/76ers and closes with the Jazz/Mavericks. THE BATTLE FOR THE 14th SEED RAGES ON.

As it should. Not that anyone was hurting but the last few deals have been way too friendly to the mid-tier guys and pretty good “stars”. Meanwhile what Lebron’s been paid vs. what he’d have made on an open market probably amounts to a couple of franchises.

Thanks for the response, Dom; I agree on all points. These articles have been great, I hope they are renewed next season.

10:1 she drives a 90s Nissan Altima with dents in every panel and curb rash on all 4 wheels. Based on my experience with their owners. If instead it was a male who did this, I would bet that he drove a Dodge Ram.

Some people just REALLY want to get out of Detroit.

I’d call Jerry two-faced, but let’s be honest, he must be on this seventh or eighth face by now.

Brady and Belichick both had a chance to respectfully disavow/condemn a fat racist/misogynist pig running for president and chose instead to parrot their trademark non-speak, a total slap in the face to teammates, fans and Patriots employees who are women and/or people of color.

I would argue that the Patriots are no longer middling at defense, but good. They are #2 in Points Allowed, #6 in Rush Yds/Gm, #15 in Pass Yds/G, and #9 in Total Yds/G.

I think that’s why bill seemed to like him so much is because he is smart.

No, it’s this one:

That adjustment that you describe Brady and Hogan making is one of the things that a guy like Ochocinco, much as I liked him personally, could simply not get with the Pats after so many excellent years with Cincy. Chad was a very good WR at the end of the line, but he wasn’t physically done; he simply never fully…