I highly doubt 47% of Jalopnik’s reader base voted for Trump.

Phil wanted to throw them out, so he just grabbed ‘em by the posse.

Dave, not now

“6-beers? You talking about pre-tailgating?”

Everyone else in the country: Oh, awesome, a debate over whether New England or Seattle has the best fans! This isn’t at all unbearable!

Those fans can’t melt real teams!

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

This may be the most rational thing I’ve ever heard from a Pats fan.

The last deal involving bedding and Redskins was a bit of a scam too.

i swear to god, if that man ever sets a futon my property, i will box his ears.

Darren Rovell’s one and only diary entry.

Jesus, Darren, give it a rest.

Darren Rovell get off kinja.

God I wish I had such a quality brand. If I could just wake up every single day and speak with a strong brand voice I would finally be happy. If my image matched my calculated and strategic brand voice and identity, my father might finally understand my brand messaging and convert, completely, to MY brand. I would…

I seriously needed this rant over a stupid commercial. Thanks. Not kidding.

Maybe they’re looking for something more grounded to the ground?

America apparently really likes assholes. I mean, we’ve all got one, so...

Dude, if youre in the middle of an out of control day long bitch fest with your girlfriend and she just out of the blue starts boiling some water GET THE FUCK OUT!