What you don’t see is that they had to pause midway through his rant, because the members of the press started chanting “STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE”

Part of the Light Years Ahead Strategy, #LYAS, The Warriors have pivoted to Curry not making 3's. It’s going to disrupt the NBA and is all part of their bold, innovative culture.

I didn’t have a rooting interest either way, except it was fun to have a team that hadn’t won a championship in over a century.

Never happens if Lebron had not stolen Jobu’s rum. Very, very bad.

I’ve punctured a lung. You can talk. But you sure as hell can’t scream. There’s no way to get enough volume of air in there. Plus, it hurts like a mofo. The fractured spine I’ve never done. A friend got thrown from a horse a few years ago and broke two vertebrae. He knew as soon as he came to that his back was broken.…

This might be the best post-game interview I’ve ever seen

I had an eight-pint win last night. Then I got yelled at by strangers about my parking skills.

Look at that neckbeard. It’s clear he has no goals.

*Posted with your iPhone*

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD

I owned two college basketball jerseys in my time...

I think one thing Allen deserves a ton of credit for is he never stopped trying to get better. There are a lot of guys at the top of their craft who get complacent. That was not Allen. He is one of the best shooters of all time and never stopped trying to improve. That’s pretty cool.

While I agree, I really wish that everyone “standing with the people of Standing Rock” would do things to actually *reduce* their need for fossil fuels instead of just “supporting protesters.” You know, drive a smaller car/more fuel efficient car, move closer to work, live in a smaller house (or gasp, apartment…

Wrong tool for the job. Industry standard is to NEVER use a piece of equipment like a trackhoe/backhoe around a live pipeline like this. When digging around a live pipeline you use a giant pressure washer and vacuum to suck up the mud to prevent this very thing from happening.

The Kevin Youklis effect.

Cubs: How’s everything going tonight?
Indians: Fine.
Cubs: Your entrees are good?
Indians: Yes, fine, thanks.
Cubs: More water?
Indians: All set, I’d just like to-
Cubs: Refresh your wine?
Indians: No, thank you, but the food is getting col-
Cubs: Care for the dessert menu?
Indians: No, please, let me eat my dinn-
Cubs: More…

They dominated time of possession 2 to 1 and had twice as many yards gained during regulation. They scored 3 points.

I bet AZ -2.5 and stayed up to watch the entire game. I’m in my office yawning while typing this through squinty, tired eyes. I have nobody to blame but myself.

The NFL rule book is becoming the USGA rule book.

It’s like watching David Eckstein hustle for the extra base and then hit a 450-foot donger in his next at-bat. It’s impossible to not watch.