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Could be innocent enough. The NFL has long considered actual players interchangeable.

ok thank you

Pilsnerous Spillsnerous

media totally ignoring the dangerous spell obviously being cast by the beige boy leaning into the frame

I wonder what 1998 Matt Damon is whispering in his ear. Something sultry, no doubt.

Agreed, it’s gonna be an uphill battle all year. Steve Ott is a waste, at least for now Vanek is showing up.

I wouldn’t hold your breath on the defense. Came here to post that Jimmy should still see plenty of action this year. I think whoever is in net is going to be under heavy duress most nights. I don’t think either goalie is going to be able to get more than 50-55 starts this year behind this defense with the number of

As a Red Wings fan, it was great to see shitbag Mike Milbury talking about how they are overpaying to keep two goaltenders and then have Howard play as amazing as he did. That was an incredible performance. Hopefully the defense can figure things out soon so he and Mrazek don’t have to stand on their heads every night

When asked if Orlov went for his knees, Duchene said: “What did it look like? You guys saw it so I shouldn’t have to say too much about it.”

Of course Duchene didn’t make any comment about it. He didn’t want to flip out.

I watched the reaction his mom had, and it dawned on me. She’s probably pretty close to my age. That means I’m almost to the age where I could theoretically have a child that’s a professional athlete.

I’ve had a boner for 12 hours from watching him play. Should I seek medical attention?

I just can’t believe he never went to Zach Britton.

I wonder what the real people (not actors, since actors are heartless robots) have to say about this thing. Will they say it in emoji, or just take the labels off and hope people think it’s a VW?

Spoon!

It was an amazing game to watch. I’m pretty sure my mom’s heavenly hand kept that double in the park in the top of the ninth.

The Witcher 3

The Sacramento Kings

All the communist propaganda is handed down for me and Tom Ley to write about.

Dishwasher