Of course you are entitled to your opinion - no matter how wrong it is. Everything you said here is wrong. (And yeah, I know it’s subjective. But since you are in an objectively extreme minority, “wrong” is the right choice of words.)

LIES!

no

I’ve never had Cream if Wheat. Seen it in stores but still don’t really know wtf it is.

Grits, like many grains and starches, are actually just a cheese and butter delivery vector. Lots of cracked pepper is also good. Save the sugar for dessert.

I hope this was worth it, the police are on their way.

Swizz gets 100%

So these inconsiderate/ considerate ass thieves parked your shit in a handicap space but didn’t damage your vehicle? What kind of hipster bullshit is that? I KNOW these were hipsters and they had those stupid ass beards with mustache’s with the curled up tips and rolled up skinny jeans on while eating organic yogurt…