I disagree with no. 3 (or is it 1?). I’m fifty now. I would have never made it if I hadn’t figured out that people only have their own best interest in mind. The trick is to find people whose interests are most aligned with yours.

“A pessimist is either always right, or pleasantly surprised.”

Why do they look so sad? Someone send them a hamburger, stat!

Why do they look so sad? Someone send them a hamburger, stat!

Canned tortillas, I didn’t know they existed until a couple of years ago. I grew up in southern California, so buying tortillas was never an issue for my family. However, my wife’s parents were from California, but stationed in Virginia. In the 1960's and 70's Mexican food could be hard to fine.

All of these suggestions are terrible. Sorry I’m not changing a diaper, and I’m not working on my house. I’ve known too many guys mess up a good house because they thought they knew what they were doing.

1. Learn to save money for emergencies. It seems like the average emergency is around $1,000. At least have that…