Nothing but respect for my president!

The good news is the concessions stands there now offer precisely two Rocky Mountain oysters.

Yeah, I guess you would have to be supremely incompetent to end up headbutting during gentle sex.

One of my favorite votes I’ve ever cast! Fuck this guy.

To be fair, this whole incident escalated due to a few missed periods.

Not sure if you mean by talent level, but Wilson plays the first line. Also this hit is an interference call at worst and the Reaves crosscheck is just as bad, but with the added effect of directly contributing to his goal.

Wilson plays on the first line

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Why is Venus so upset? Police didn’t say she was at double fault.

She now joins OJ Simpson, Matthew Broderick, Laura Bush, Bruce Jenner, Don King, Rebecca Gayheart, Brandy, and John Landis on the list of celebrities who have killed more people than Charles Manson.

Acosta has a tremendous motor and is a solid passer, but as he’s developed, there hasn’t been much of a consensus on where he fits best.

Got into a shoving match with a guy over a ping pong game. Won the fight and the game. Doesn’t make me pathetic, it makes me a fucking champion

Texas Senator Ted Cruz was troubled by the Rockets’ display, saying that “Publicly mocking a man for cinder blocking his free heaves at the ball hole isn’t our way. I hope the Rockers learn from this.”

You don’t know he got it wrong.