Oh, but when I pour a drink all over a server I get fired from my job. Fucking IT department is no fun.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

Before anybody asks, no this will not ever get old.

Unfortunately for OKC fans, they might need to wait until the end of the season to see Durant Hulk out.

The Mini doesn’t have to win. Just has to wait long enough for the Mustang to be distracted by a crowd.

Buzz City is what I call the sounds under my wife’s sheets.

Still don’t know what started this. Still don’t ever want this to end.

Why is Disney making a movie titled “The Big Fucking Gun”?

This sentence makes my brain hurt.

Happy to say there is still a chance the Cardinals go 0-162

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

The Lakers rookies keep getting better at hiding things.

“Any other needle-threaders we missed tonight?”

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

I love the abundance of caution Tim is using here to avoid using the word bicycle.

Tea Tree = the way to go.

Yep, fun gimmick drink I have successfully completed one. It didn’t taste bad by any means, but just so much sugar. I like to have them available at parties though, they tend to be a hit with the non beer drinkers. I stress heavily to those who choose to drink them do not let them get warm. Ever had the warm dredges…

Anchor Julie Stewart-Binks suggested he should dance for her.

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If you’re a liquor drinker, vodka tonics with diet tonic (0 calories per serving) is the way to go if you’re calorie counting.

I can totally relate to this though, as my wife and I are currently trying to cut back on the boozing. Most nights we were splitting a six pack of a high calorie IPA, sometimes more. We’ve…