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Why is it that every DT fan on Earth knew this would be a disaster from literally the first moment when they release set pics and costumes, but the people who get paid millions to make these movies couldn’t figure that out?

On the other hand, Luke Skywalker called his dad a dick and patronized him like 900 times, and was still offered a job as VP of Plasma Cannon Management or whatever in the third movie.

...the Model 3 just might live up to its hype.

100% of Hollow_Logs didn’t know J.D. Power did anything other than award every car every award.

guess they have to do something with the leftover Vinyl costume and sets.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

Dogged by Mike Vick. That’s ruff man.

I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a

I thought the gender reveal party didn’t happen until at least second base, maybe even third.

Yet another way assholes try to get you to look at them.

Its where Embiid tosses his Ostrich wing bones

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”

I hope Jeter gave him a gift basket on his way out the door.

From baby buttholes to tofurkey sausages, this whole article made me vaguely nauseated.

Actually straight-up adored Bad Moms, top to bottom. It was a high school party movie about grown-ass women! (Slinks out of the room in muttering shame)

Why the hell is D’Angelo getting booed in Brooklyn? Is one stupid social media mistake when he was 20 years old really worth booing the one fucking smart move their GM has made in the past five years?

gross man! it’s lunchtime.

I recently read a story on Reddit about the nice guy who was dating the hot chick. She suggested they get naughty and tried to encourage him to talk dirty during sex. He came out with, “How you like that, you fucking retard?!” Baby steps.

I don’t know. Raymond Felton’s workout videos seem pretty relatable.

Counterpoint: jerking off in the shower is the highlight of my day.