So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Carton really tried to get the debt down to....1 MILLION DOLLARS!!!

Tom, should you focus on his penis when his balls are the real story? I understand the confusion since there’s not a vas deferens between the two.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

Two in a day?

Can’t wait for the Cummins fanboys to start with the decals mocking other electric car brands.

Mark Davis looks like he just saw Charlize Theron steal his concubines and truck full of breast milk.

The Raiders. It’s all been kid stuff until now. From WYTS 2014, I present my favorite series entry of all time:

To be fair, Llamas is Spanish for “You call.”

I can’t be the first to ask this but - how’s he gonna get them down?

Fun fact: Armagedon has a twin brother, Depimpact.

I’ll take the ZF-1.

The last press car Orlove drove?

MD 20-20. Don’t ask.

It seems like the compromise solution here is to put cheese on the top bun *and* on the burger as it grills.

“I am a dolphin.”

Judging from that hairline he has good knowledge of fucked up clippers.

On the other hand, Luke Skywalker called his dad a dick and patronized him like 900 times, and was still offered a job as VP of Plasma Cannon Management or whatever in the third movie.

...the Model 3 just might live up to its hype.