Bro, do you even JDM?

I realize it’s a Friday before a holiday weekend, but are reviewing and debunking tiktok videos the new norm for Jalopnik?

About as well as gun control. 

OK Daenerys, not everyone is willing to bend the knee. 

LOVE IT. 

I’d stay away from “faster” as a goal with a new driver, but I like the idea of a car that the two of you can improve together.

Crown vics are trash

Please give us a poll to vote on writer submissions so this guys knows to spare his teenager from driving a Lincoln

How did everyone’s mind not go right here. It’s even the LAPD... again

I’m just trying to understand the thought to do this in a densely populated area containment vehicle or not. Things fail. People know this. 

The Holy Grail of the week

Until you find the next “holy grail” Jeep a couple weeks later

“disrupts *cough* into an existing service”

“Sorry rural folks, you can’t have decent Internet because something might happen in the next 0-1000 years that would cost a lot of money to fix.”

“Aren’t these rich people the worst?”

Definitely not always!

Yep. I’m still rockin my 09 WRX hatch on the side, but it’s at that point in life where it can’t always be counted on to get me there and back again. Still fixing it, it’s my fun car now. Just waiting, waiting and hoping

But I couldn’t wait anymore, work was suffering, getting to fun places was becoming a problem as…

Looks like the same damn car.

If they don’t do a hatchback, I don’t give one single fuck about this car. I know I am not alone.

Auto-Journalist overestimates driving ability in a car with no power; in next article bemoans lack of power in newly announced car.