Gruden: With sack numbers like these, THIS GUY deserves to play in the NFL.
McKenzie: Jon, we’re not signing another Costco cashier.
Cashier: Sir, I just wanted to know if you want paper or plastic bags.

I hate to talk in meme, but...

The one thing I respect about that game is that it didn’t gloss over what utter cuntbags the american founding fathers, washington in particular, were.

So much of the media is american dominated and having the american revolution told by people who won’t risk lynching by being accurate about it was the only thing that…

It’s basically southern speak for ***k off.....something I plan to practice by voting for Gillum in November,

Fuck you.

$100 leggings?  Remind me again who is doing the actual stealing here?

That was pretty much the collective response from io9 slack.

midcentury-modern-flavored alternate universe

Well. In the true life story, he [presumably] died at sea and was never found, prior to her even waking up disoriented in the cabin. She never rescued him because he was just gone. So I guess the twist will be she was hallucinating him the whole time or something.

Has to be making comments on Obama’s staff like that.

Luck isn’t a super power. She sounds like she was created by someone that can’t draw feet.

Better off Ted. I would gladly sacrifice seasons 4 & 5 of Arrested Development for 2 more seasons of BoT. Portia De Rossi’s character is amazing in BoT.

I have tickets to see her in July. It will be my second time. Thanks for this.

Ohm my god. Will they have a mirror universe series called Star Wars: Conductance?

We don’t talk about the first season.

I also think it could be an eye, and the fact that it proceeds a shot of a guy getting tossed into white stuff, my guess is that it ain’t supposed to be red, it’s just been diluted with the guy’s blood.

Don’t forget Wild Night

Hey you,

To be fair, Carrey painted Sarah Sanders as Sarah Sanders. Genetics and a lifetime of habitual lying made her a monster!