I’ve been saying they need to add a death race mode for months. Split everyone into two person teams. One drives, one shoots.

You “believe” incorrectly.

NOPE NOPE NOPE

Because indeed, we are in an Apprentice episode—one that hellishly threatens to encompass years, rather than mere seasons of our lives, so we may as well laugh?—I offer the following aside: my early 2009 Twitter time-capsule, documenting one of many moments in which, except by tremendous powers of self-doubt, I should …

You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.

Even though we have repeatedly reminded readers that we aren’t talking about all white people, some still say this competition is deeply hurtful.

It’s a goddamned gym. Dress the part? Go back to Hollywood, Emma Stone, real people are working out over here.

This isn’t really surprising considering the guy who thinks his kid should be allowed to spread lice also likes to spread misinformation targeting Black Americans. Yes, he is one of those this is one of those wypipo -

What’s interesting, is that Travis previously wrote about Dr. Dao’s experience on United Airlines, and seemingly blamed him for getting dragged off the plane, “That’s why I find this doctor to be the true villain in this story. He doesn’t own his seat, he doesn’t have a legal right to dispute his eviction, airlines…

What are you even arguing anymore? Rate of growth (acceleration) would be the derivative of the exponential, and sure that is linear. But the actual number of transistors is increasing exponentially. And the capability of the processor would scale with the number of transistors, since that encapsulates the number of…

Moores law is an exponential relationship, not linear, BTW

I know his theme song.

this is the trump / lannister metaphor the internet needs. hoping some saucy emails between don JR and ivanka pop up at some point to really seal it all up. baron even looks like one of those doomed lannister kids  

Black and a prosecutor.

I’m not as sure about political.

This has racial and political intimidation written all over it. The State Attorney , who is suing the Governor over him reassigning cases after her refusal to recommend the death penalty, just so happens to get pulled over by two white cops.

It’s because she didn’t pursue the death penalty in the shooting of an OPD officer from last year.

One very, very, VERY important detail to the narrative here is the fact that Ayala stuck to her guns about capital punishment.

Ryan Seacrest is upset that Katy Perry is being offered way (waaaay) more to do American Idol than he is. [Page Six]