As long as you can get American soldiers killed, you will always have defenders, because there will always be people who think saying that American soldiers were sent somewhere to die for no good reason is more offensive than sending American soldiers somewhere to die for no good reason.

Gaga should do a “Telephone” performance with Beyoncé Skyping in from some insanely elaborate master bed setup.

Hot take: Lovecraft wasn’t a very good writer, and his “unspeakable evils” and “horrors so unthinkable they drive you mad” was the only trick in his bag.

..the Most Racist Representative in Missouri

The very notion that we all wonder IF law enforcement will follow a judge’s order is utterly terrifying to me.

Richard Spencer’s hate tank, the National Policy Institute, is classified as a 501c3 tax-exempt charitable organization.

The worst borders are the ones you have in your mind ^_^

People in the middle of the country feel marginalized and forgotten.

He can commit all manner of impeachable offenses. That doesn’t mean the Republican controlled House is going to drafts articles of impeachment. Republican voters would punish them if they even tried. You could have video of him murdering a child and Republican voters would still support him.

This is funny, ‘cause I have objections for different reasons. This movie raises the stakes in not just having one magical negro, but also magical Asian woman, and a magical vaguely “ethnic” dude. And of course, all three are, yet again, overly concerned with the plight of an unremarkable white man who is too damn…

This has Pence written all over it, frankly.

Yay for...would we call it “immortality?” Some kind of broken monument of pathetic ripped straight from Shelley?

IM TRYING TO THINK OF A PUBIC HAIR JOKE AND COMING UP SHORT.

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

Hmm... I think there’s only one civilized way to solve this, guys.

If it’s anything like Pokémon Go the movie will stop playing after about twenty minutes and everyone will have to leave the theater and then go back in to finish watching it.

My mom LOVES this joke! Hers ends with “my, my, how nice” and it’s become code between us in social situations where someone is being an ass or insulting.