White Fears (Are the Only Things that) Matter

It says a lot that we always ask people why they left Hollywood rather than why anyone would choose to stay once they’d made a bunch of dough.

Hmm. Democrats who voted for Trump. So, just white people, basically?

I didn’t steal your car. I just discovered it on the street.

11. Mike Love hasn’t been seen in public without a baseball hat in 40 years.

The DMZ is so loaded with weapons, bombs, etc., that any attack on North Korea will 100% lead to the destruction of wide swaths of South Korea. No type of strike, no matter how swift and effective, will prevent that. An attack on the North assures the near or total destruction of the South. There’s a reason we’ve been…

Def under proved.

I KNOW!

What about cases of negligence? Like someone physically engaging a piece of art, resulting in damage?

This is so great. Being silent about finances typically only benefits those on the top.

Sorry, moneybags. Race exists. Gender exists. And they matter as much or more than nationality. $45o doesn’t erase that.

I want to know more about Michael. He’s a middle-aged being and The Good Place was his first project. He must have been sitting in the wings for A LONG time. Was he previously human? Or is he wholly celestial? And is there a real Good Place? QUESTIONS!

I love the short episode counts because it leads to sharper, more focused stories. (I mean, look back at The Office and the ways in which it had to fill 22 [fun but meandering] episodes every year.) The only issue is that the shorter episode counts also seem to coincide with insanely long lags between seasons. There…

The Monster Diaries

I’d actually like to see a study that reviews the impact (if any) that pirating has on loosening consumers’ concerns over theft in general. What else might they feel comfortable taking without payment? What other moral/ethical shortcuts can piracy create permission for (again, if any)?

“All I wanted to do was congratulate this rapist on his victory and then, somehow, things went all wrong. Still puzzling it out.”

You had me at bleep bloop beep.

Wait. When do I get to watch this one in the USA?

lawronofski?

poor people are funny