They’re ready.

MEGAN AND NICK PLEASE ADOPT ME.

I wish I could say something more specific than “The Internet,” but... I can't.

He looks like Justin Theroux with a mullet.

Yeah I know but it seems like evangelicals & fundies are REALLY ramping up the obnoxious pontification (and that's saying something) is this pushback from the gay marriage ruling? Is trump galvanizing the loudest, most uninformed, and prejudiced amongst us? What the hell is happening?!

Yea verily, thou shalt get an AR-15 to protect yourselves from the poors who I have cursed. Thou shalt only do it in the butt until thou art married.

Clearly you haven’t read the bible. It’s three passages after that. Right before he tells those two dudes they can’t get married but before he goes on for three passages about bootstraps.

Forgot to add, tongue in cheek: Dubito, ergo cogito :)

But Renaissance art had all that sexy, sinful contrapposto, full of languorous virgins and yearning saints.

I really am curious. Liberal Arts degrees are supposed to open people to the life of the mind, which seems to me to be the polar opposite of religious dogma. It’s like studying medicine at a period-correct school in Colonial Williamsburg.

You have gone too far. Expecting people to do right and shit. Pppssssbbbbhhhhtttt.

Yup. It’s right after the passage where he tells Mary Magdalene to go fuck herself.

Well yeah, didn’t Jesus himself say, “Better to deny all students all healthcare than allow one woman to have affordable birth control”

Their principles are more important than people even if real people are being hurt by this.

fuckheads