*insert I’m not crying you’re crying*meme. Jk I’m crying - but I always cry at stuff like this. And yes - she can sing!

Caitlyn is not acting like a parent.

Right? Why advertise your lover’s charms on the internet? What does she want to do, rustle up a horde of competitors? Girl, I’d be locking it up in a Hilton-owned tower in the forest.

I like “Zero Fucks” Zimmerman. Isnt rebellion against institutions what he’s been singing about for50+ years? Why is this considered weird for him?

I wish Bella would be petty and say some blatant rude shit about Selena. I have no idea why I want this, I just do.

Look, it’s her life. But that doesn’t mean I have to like it or that she has to care. lol

He’s a leftover Soviet prototype Espionage Drone. He’s a thing because the Russians didn’t know what to do with the prototype, so they sold it to the American government. He’s famous because it’s cheaper to get paparazzi to watch him than assign federal agents.

I still don’t understand why Ryan Seacrest is a thing.

LOL. Rooney Mara cares massive amounts about fame, publicity, image, making everyone like her, etc — TSwift is just off-brand for her, and she knows planting stories where she disses Swift will get suckers like you to think she’s cool.