A Jay Gruden fat joke? Now that’s an offensive line that RGIII can really get behind.

Things like this lead to conspiracy theories like the one claiming that Gruden intentionally wants Griffin to get injured, but that doesn’t hold water for one potentially messy reason.

Yes, they all get it. It’s part of the scholarship intended to cover the actual cost of attending college. It’s not that complicated, so let’s move on.

Update (8:08 p.m.): That was quick.

“we found that fully 20% of identifiable ESPN signups came from women.”

This post is bad and you should feel bad.

Such reverence for The Game.

Not mutually exclusive!

I know it’s Lovecraft, but it sounds so racist.

Yeah, like, Shub-Niggurath maybe, the Black Goat with a Thousand Young