Just found out they are looking for a lead guitarist. THE IRONY OF THIS OH GOD.

OH FUCK. :(

This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO SERVICE!?"

Sooo... 3rd person cover shooter?

I was rejected monetisation on a video i uploaded to youtube because I was HUMMING the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song for 30 seconds at the start.

FOR THE LAST TIME ONE IS AN EPIC RPG AND THE OTHER IS A CARD GA...

So it's not just a 4 player reporter punching minigame?

Yeah, I'd rather he was a brilliant thinker rather then an omnipotent god.

Want the Detective Vision thing to work?

Old Hitman: Oh shit is that guard coming this way... FUCK he might... he'll see the bloodstains... shit, I'll have to take him out... what am i going to use... FUCK didn't bring a gun... oh shitshitshit he's getting closer... I'll have to use the poison and then work something else out for the hit... oh god here he…

My question. As they tore this from a youtube video on some guys channel (it's part of a longer version he claims named like it was real) did they give him any royalties for it or did they break a huge bunch of copyright laws themselves even if the footage was legit?

God, remember when Kotaku posted the spoiler that right paddle was killed in the first act of Pong? The six people who visited the site when mental!

So a game that made me want to go back and watch my Battlestar DVDs and then got me excited that Blood and Chrome was starting soon that was, essentially, a fantastic piece of free advertising... is bad for you NBC?

Being reincarnated as a Foxconn worker is actually fantastic. Dark but brilliant! Heart for you!

I was just thinking that a comic about Steve coming back as an iPad (the step up from human kind) would have been funnier then these constant "God with iPad" jokes.

So the fact Steve Jobs was a Buddhist really passed everyone in the comic world by huh?

YOU CAN HAVE MY BOAT!

I just knew this would be the top comment! For me this is the best built mouse I've ever used. Hasn't broken after a year which is a record for me!

I can't stand Apple but I adore the passion this man bought with him. It took him 15 years to turn a near bankrupt company into the 2nd most successful in the world. THAT is a businessman.