The problem with most of these tech demo’s is that we never really see this level of care and detail, probably due the amount of time it takes, actually put into a game. So it’s relatively useless. The idea of a tech demo as I understand it, is that this is tomorrows normal, but today’s special. As it is, we likely won…

Because organized religion tries to incentivize being “nice” (however each individual religion frames that idea). My point was that you don’t need to be nice only for the “reward”.

If _your_ dog poops, then pick that shit up. Bring some poop bags with you when you take your good boy for a walk. If you’re out for a walk and see someone else’s dogshit on a lawn, you have my express permission to think “What a colossal asshole that guy was” and keep walking.

Be a good person. The bar is set really fucking low.

As a formerly religious person now agnostic, I still believe it’s better to be a nice person. The world is just a more pleasant place if people treat each other with some modicum of respect than if everyone follows the President’s leadis just a selfish shit. Does it necessarily get you something in return? I don’t…

I refuse to accept that a Dodge Journey is an any way, measurable or subjective, better than a J10.  Even if the J10 was on fire.

Faulty describes something that is not working as intended. With the Jeep shifter, it was working exactly as it had been designed to, but the design itself was not well-considered and contributed to drivers making incorrect assumptions about the state of the vehicle.

In the good old days we’d just force kids to eat shit they didn’t like. Not woke, but keeps them alive and healthy.

At some point the Coen Brothers had been working on an adaptation of Michael Chabon’s The Yiddish Policeman’s Union. That would have been an absolutely perfect match of artist and material, but it seems like it’ll never get made.

The waistband on my underwear is pretty snug, yeah. I don’t like them falling down, baggy boxers are bullshit. Personally I just think it’s wild that you’re undoing your belt and unbuttoning your pants to take a piss when there’s a hole explicitly designed for that purpose right there but you do you.

You pull it down far enough and piss? I’m wondering how tight you guys buy your underwear if this isn’t easy to do for you. 

Is your dad Greatest Generation? Bc my dad used to do all kinds of shit like that to his food. Half and half on corn flakes with sugar, drinking buttermilk straight, buttering all sandwiches, white bread and condiment sandwiches with raw onions, sardine sandwiches, Worcestershire sauce on EVERYTHING. He must have had…

Right?! Apparently we’re weird for using the fly, and unbuttoning your pants and whipping it out over your boxers is the correct approach. wtf.

With a professional man’s wardrobe you’re unbuckling, unbuttoning, unzipping, then wrenching down the elastic to whizz. No, you just use the flies with which our modern wardrobe has blessed us.

How wrong can one comment possibly be? Crushing your nuts on the waistband of your underroos is 1st-grade behavior. You’re in middle school now, man. Use the fucking fly. You shouldn’t even unbutton your pants.

No, not at all! We need all the TV viewers we can get so ESPN keeps carrying it.

For an even more insufferable margin-sport fandom, I humbly submit Formula 1 fans.

I legit forgot that he’s in charge of the nukes. At least Navient won’t be able to track me down in a post-apocalyptic hellscape *small voice* right??

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

what kind of food wrapper have we as a society consumed the most of