I thought SOP for the GOP was either to try to deftly change the subject, usually to some sort of whataboutism (what about the Democrats founding the KKK?) or to gently condemn Trump’s racism while not doing anything about it. 

I mean, if we brush the racist shit aside, someone with this level of optics is completely incapable of holding public office.

I’m white and an adult, so since I’m saying it now, I guarantee ‘slaps’ is something the kids were saying a while ago

I don’t think the expats are so much the issue - they’ve moved here and generally seem to like the idea of not living in a communist police-state. International students are another kettle of fish entirely, and they seem to be far happier with the idea of making Australia more of a client state to China. I guess when…

I’m in Perth.

What are you shitting on about?

I would say that you could also make the case for pissing on the graves of

FTFY

What I’m really excited for is this NAFTA agreement he talks about. It just gets me so stoked for 1995!

What are you talking about?! Biden has said he’ll rejoin the Paris Climate Agreement and push a cap and trade bill! Those are great ideas... for 1997.

One thing to consider is how Fox News is SO dominant in some areas—it’s on literally every TV in every shop in town—that in many rural areas you don’t have to tune in to absorb the talking points, you’re hearing them from all your neighbors all day long. Shit, my parents are stone cold liberals, but they live in a…

Dems also don’t want to talk about gun control, because they need them to shoot their feet with.

“wHy DoN’t ThE tRoOpS fOrM a TeAm AnD dOmInAtE fOoTbAlL?!??”

Isn’t it illegal to film or take pictures in bath/lockerooms in certain states? Or is that just live streaming? That douche youtube personality (lolol which one) got arrested for that a few months ago.

And honestly the thing to do if you see someone on FaceTime while driving is sideswipe them as hard as possible without hurting anyone and then collecting some sweet insurance money. What’s their defense going to be if they dispute the claim, when you can just say they were on FaceTime and not paying attention?…

Who the FUCK FaceTimes in a gym locker room? Jesus Christ, people are the goddamn worst. I (a lady) once encountered a bachelorette party in the gym locker room, there for one of those pole-lates classes, and the bride’s mother was taking photos. I, standing there in a towel, was like “EXCUSE ME, NO PHOTOS IN THE…

These pics look more fake than a “the dangers of drinking and driving” pamphlet handed out at junior high schools by Mormons.

That was my first impression and there may still be an ugly tattoo under there, but I think someone took a handful of roadside muck and slapped it on her shoulder to stage the photo.

All the posts are gone now, but I do love that less than a week later she’s demonstrated her Wolverine level healing skills, as her “road rash” is completely healed as she’s rocking her whatever branded tank top with nary a pink area or scar where her pristine tattoo is under the road rash. 

Professional instagrammers and influencers are the epitome of vapidness.