Little Ditty with Jo and dying.

Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

Fun fact: Abortion is 100% illegal in El Salvador. Not even for the health of the mother or the baby or in the case of rape and incest.

You just need to up your game and increase your Instagram commenting rate to 30x/day for 5 years

This is one of those times where it would be great to have a desk drawer with a big book inside, but the book is hollowed out and there’s a bottle of whiskey there.

Bubbles!

What did I just read?

Somehow the most horrifying thing here is that a 30 year old man told his mother to go to the store to get him a sandwich and a soda - AND SHE DID IT.

I have seriously never found a man so attractive without knowing what his face looks like.

I can’t speak for others, but in my heart I truly think most people in the world are good. If monsters were ‘normal’, none of us would leave the house.