I don't think you understand what "preheat" means.

I totally agree with you, especially your point about the Punisher being better suited as a villain, however… the US just voted Trump and the UK just voted Brexit. Depressingly enough, I reckon a non-ironic Death Wish style murder revenge porn Punisher would be extremely popular with a large number of people.

Wait a minute… are you saying that you're not enjoying this Marvel TV show set in New York in which a superhero faces off against wave after wave of faceless ninjas?

This feud had better end with Vin Diesel, on the red carpet, aligning himself with D-Generation X whilst he and the onrushing Shawn Michaels beat Dwayne Johnson down with folding chairs.

You see, I think Frasier fits the spirit of this article perfectly.

For pure entertainment, the Sherlock Holmes novels and short stories are my favourite fiction of all time. I live in London and have actually paid £15 to go to the Holmes museum at 221b Baker Street. (Spoiler: It's shit)

Phel Selvers?

Well… in about 30 minutes (once I've put my make up and mother's wedding dress on) I'm going to rape, murder and then rape my next door neighbour. Then I'm going to use a big knife to chop his body up and use the choicest cuts to make a big stew in his kitchen. It'll take a few hours to cook but that's ok… I need to…

Heh! I remember that episode of South Park.

"They don't make movies like that now" he says under a review of a remake of the exact film he is talking about.

It has the same tune as Goldfinger.

Heh! Sure… your "brother".

It really is the best. It's my favourite flavour and I've never understood why it's considered boring.

I see you've played knifey/headliney before!

Maybe your suitors are put off by your very obvious addiction to cocaine?

This is the first time one of your posts has actually made sense to me. And it was delightful!

She never drunk a Duff in her life.

Hiya chaps… I'm terribly sorry but it was me.

By the way, I meant no offence towards Real Muthaphukkin G's. It's fantastic, it's my all-time favourite west coast "gangsta" rap song and I shamefully know it off by heart.

Pleasure centres of the brain? That's what drink and drugs are for.