My mistake. I don't watch children's television.

Wait a minute… The Caffeine Spider sending coded messages to that dead Spiders from Mars guy???

In which case, Rotten deserves your opprobrium far more for his actions when he was in the Sex Pistols and was wearing Nazi regalia in order to shock and offend the older generation.

Doctor Who thinks everyone's a werewolf. It's one of the main reasons the NHS struck him off, forbidding him from ever practising medicine again. That and the fact that he keeps abducting teenage girls.

As an Englishman, how fucking dare you talk about our Queen like that. She's not an immortal vampire, she's a lizard person and everybody knows it. And the lizard people are just as mortal as you and I, it's just they need human sacrifices (children ideally) to increase their longevity.

Speed, cocaine, heroin and all the Country Life butter he can eat. His synapses have been misfiring for decades.

Who's on first?

No he didn't.

Aw shit, you have no idea how much I hate you right now internet stranger who I'm sure is perfectly pleasant.

My father was born in Liverpool during WWII. He had an amazing collection of comedy on vinyl and cassette tape that shaped my own comedy tastes… Hancock's Half Hour, Round the Horne, The Goon Show, Derek and Clive, Python etc.

I'm afraid I'll be prescriptive until I die but I've gotten into too many online arguments to know that the tide is against me and the vast majority of people have a descriptive outlook to language.

Your unprovable credentials aside, that is a ridiculous statement to make. A good writer ensures the reader understands what it is they are trying to say. (unless of course they have literary reasons not to.) An ambiguous and poorly phrased term such as "could care less" lacks clarity and creates confusion as to…

Not enough room in there for an imaginary girlfriend/boyfriend/whatever?!!

"I don't think there's a movie in the MCU that doesn't somehow revolve around the Starks"

Yeah, I unreservedly and unashamedly love that scene. And to the people who condescendingly ask how did he get back to Gotham from that far-flung foreign jail… that's easy. Because he's the goddamn Batman!!!

I adore Batman. I really like Superman and the Martian Manhunter. Apart from that I'm not really concerned with comic books. Too many other interests and things to do, so I get my superhero fix from my tried and true favourites.

It's a movie with Batman in it. It's a movie about the Justice League. It's a movie that I've wanted for over 30 years. They would have to get this so wrong for them to not get my money.

What if it was the Just ice league?

Do you get much imported/European chocolate in America or is it all domestic brands? And is all the chocolate similar to that of Hersheys?

It's been a long time since I had a KitKat, delicious as they are they unfortunately had to go on the boycott list when Nestle bought them out.