I don't listen to his podcasts or watch his films anymore but I still like Kevin Smith. He seems to be a positive, generous and kind man… but as much as I think he's a great guy, he smokes too much weed and seems to have hit a creative roadblock. He also announces projects as soon as he conceives them despite the…

So you're saying we can't even believe Hollywood marketing campaigns any more?

Are you still friends with Mr T?

Holy hell… you're right!

Chocolate milk is perfectly fine to use on Rice Krispies if you somehow find yourself out of Coco Pops.

For years I've been telling anyone that'll listen that vanilla milkshake is the greatest drink in the world. You can have your alcohol and your hot drinks and your fizzy pop and your fruit juices and your water but none can compare to the deliciousness that is a vanilla milkshake.

Would it be awfully crass, clichéd and childish of me to inform you that, personally, I myself get my subscription to Fuck from your mother?!

If the legend is true, that means they won't come back.

What Freud never realised was that he who smelt it, dealt it. And Freud sure did smell an awful lot of peculiar aromas.

Space physician, space heal thyself.

Due to the low bar set by Great Job, Internet! your calculations actually check out.

Like the Chili Peppers??!!

Has anyone tried the microwaveable tomato and basil? Uncle Ben is a goddamn genius.

I never said I wasn't an idiot. I always used to get De Niro and Pacino confused in my mind and still get Kurt Russell and Jeff Bridges muddled up. And I love the Big Lebowski.

I've also been confusing Neeson with Fiennes for years. And I've never seen Schindler's List so I've not even got that as an excuse. Oh, and I'm English so I really should be able to tell the difference between the Englishman and the Northern Irishman.

I don't hate it but it is very cynical.

So which one is Norman Reedus in that picture?!

So the uncertain people can inherit the earth? Imagine the indecision!

Indeed. Lennon is an endlessly fascinating man. I'm unashamed to say I'm a John guy but I think I'm able to judge him and see him for the man he was.

No, I apologise… I wasn't intending to criticise your question and wasn't reading anything into it.