Prawn Cocktail isn't a condiment, it's a dish in it's own right. It has no place being compared to ketchup/sauce/condiment flavours. Surely you must've seen a prawn cocktail? Yes it has tomato and mayo but the main ingredient is prawn. The clue is in the name.

Nah. Uncle Travelling Matt hated Gary Numan. Thought the guy was a pretentious asshole. True story.

Yeah, that gag account fulfilled it's destiny and just disappeared in a puff of smoke.

Yeah!

And R Kelly goes down on the… ah, forget it.

This baby is writing itself!

Holy double take Batman! Stan Lee looks like he's auditioning for Smokey & The Bandit 4 in that pic.

Anyway, I'm 39 and we used to have tomato ketchup crisps back when I was but a wee nipper here in the UK. They're nice but for a similar but superior crisp (or "chip" if you will insist on bastardising the language) worcester sauce is pretty much the best flavour there is and is one of the biggest sellers over here.

I'm not a thread-hijacker, honest I'm not. Well obviously I am right now but this is important and I just need you to know that normally I would never behave in this manner.

In the first Iron Man film wasn't Rhodey's ringtone the Iron Man theme from the cartoon? Maybe they'll employ a similar trick in Spider-Man Homecoming…

Look man, I, uh, I don't know how to tell you this but it's not just Philip Seymour Hoffman… loads of people are dead. And rumour has it that more people might die too.

Um, because if they don't blaze the trail the trail blazes them? Nah, that's shit. Um, because all funny black women are from Portland?

Seriously, even shitty little corner shops sell 4 packs of pain au chocolate here in the UK.

Squabblin'?

You see, I love DC and think their current films, whilst flawed, are ok. Could be better, much better, but they're ok.

Counterpoint: "There's no time like the present"

I find that the usage of social media, Facebook especially, is a very useful barometer of moronity. Avoid social media, avoid morons.

Lou Pearlman is dead???!!!

Cheer up old chap, it's not as bad as you might think.

Damn this infernal year of death. When will it end?!*