Garnish his monthly haberdashery budget

Oh I know what Depp’s motivation is. I’m just wondering what the fuck his people are going to argue in court.

I have never seen a single human being work so hard to obliterate their reputation as a charismatic sex symbol.

The sense of entitlement with abusive men is at the root of this.

Lol. Exactly. I’m a dude who likes a good scarf, but yeah, too much.

I’d love to know what grounds Depp’s lawyers feel they have to demand that Heard to pay part of their fees. Unless that was part of the original divorce settlement (and I’m assuming it’s not based onHeard’s attorney’s response), they can’t just decide that Amber owes them that money and that they have a right to take…

Johnny Depp is a goddamn toddler. Grow the fuck up and get sober you bloaty piece of shit.

Nah, I still remember his unfunny rape joke attempt during Hobbit press tour. He’s kinda always seemed like that generic white dude who’s probably a bit of an asshole if you knew ‘im.

budget his neckscarf spending

The court should prohibit JDepp from getting any more stupid fucking tattoos until he pays Amber’s full settlement. That oughta light a fire under his Keith Richards wannabe and failing ass.

Interesting take. Factoring in Trump’s narcissism and gossamer-thin skin, she could drive him crazy with a few well-placed tweets.

“It’s not clear to us what the intent is behind this request,” the official said. “The Trump team could be looking to advance gender issues and make it a priority — or you could look at it as a witch hunt.”

I don’t think I’m going to see equal pay in my lifetime and I’m really young to be this pessimistic.

Donald Trump was routinely humiliated by women during the election cycle, and while he got the last laugh, he wants to make sure women are given as little chance to challenge his penis given rights in the future.

We can be Un-women together

I was gonna make a joke about changing my name to “Ofben” but then I remembered he’s my second husband so I’m screwed.

I have a theory.

Eh, I wouldn’t worry. Donald said he loves women. Here’s an example:

If you’re a women and you voted for Trump, I hope you are ready for Pence’s barefoot and pregnant agenda. In the Reich young females were expected to bare children for the good of Germany, I hope you don’t have any plans for the next 18 years.