“If you look at what — I could name country after country. You look at what’s happening in Mexico, where our people are just — plants are being built, and they don’t wait 10 years to get an approval, ok?” Trump haltered. “They build it like the following day or the following week. We can’t let all of these permits…

Off to eat more buttertarts!

The “Ivanka is totally a liberal and will talk her dad off the ledge” train left months ago, right around the time her husband decided that being Goebbels was a decent career option. We should just start calling her Eva and be done with it

“If you look at what — I could name country after country. You look at what’s happening in Mexico, where our people are just — plants are being built, and they don’t wait 10 years to get an approval, ok?” Trump haltered. “They build it like the following day or the following week. We can’t let all of these…

No he’s not. Look at this cabinet picks. No he’s not. Stop listening to what he says and watch what he has done and continues to do. He will say he’s still “open” to anything as a rhetorical tactic. If he was “open” to the scientific reality of climate change, he wouldn’t be nominating oil barons to cabinet positions.

Fuck him.

Oh, yeah. That’s my jam, too.

Good god, this is beautiful. Thank you.

I’ll take “Equivocation to placate the ignorant masses” for $800, Alex.

That is a thing of goddamn beauty.

I was eating peanut butter out of a jar before it was cool.

Donald Trump is a secret/not so secret Ferangi. That’s why he made himself orange. Grand Nagus Trump.

Donald Trump is still ‘Open minded about...

Ivanka has a plan to make some money off climate change. It’s an issue near and dear to his daughter’s heart, innit? Of course, her daddy has an open mind.

I think what Trump means by open-mindedness is that thoughts rush in one ear and out the other, so his mind is very vacant, er, “open.”

This is perfect.

The plan is to privatize as much of the government as possible, as quickly as possible and remove as many regulations as possible. Everything else is a distraction.

That doesn’t matter to these people. All they care about are their stupid MAGA hats, hating brown people and screaming ‘MURICA at the tops of their lungs. You are literally wasting your time.

“I’m still open-minded,” he told Chris Wallace. “Nobody really knows. Look, I’m somebody who gets it, and nobody really knows. It’s not something that’s so hard and fast.”