LLLLLOOOOOOLLLLLL!

What’s astonishing to me is that we’re all reading the same things and the electoral college will still probably give him the win.

Yeah, if he actually hated to look stupid his entire life would have been composed of very different choices than the ones he made.

“Angela Merkle’s shoulders.”

I saw a comment on THIS SITE saying he’s going to pull it through in the end because the one thing he hates to do is “look stupid,” so he’s not going to do anything to make himself look stupid. Like, what the fuck, honestly. How is it possible anyone could believe that.

My FiL — who is a world-class asshole and, wait for it, Trump supporter — just keeps resorting to “Well, he’s doing what he said he would do,” to which my wife will scream “BUT WHY IS ANYTHING HE’S DOING SO FAR A GOOD THING FOR LITERALLY ANYONE???” He doesn’t have a smug shithead answer to that though. I personally…

Putin has ALL of Ryan and McTurtle and Co’s emails! Putin has all of Reince’s emails! They are ALL Putin’s b*tches now. To. A. One. OWNED.

It is.

I imagine that’s an accurate representation of what Donny looks like when you peel off the Steve Harvey suits, right down to the adult diaper.

But...Bengazi! Emails! Pizzagate!

That - and the way the GOP is allowing him to say it. Not a whisper from Ryan and the others who swear they bleed red, white and blue* and have spent the last eight years decrying the President’s patriotism.

I hope no one stops saying things like this for the next 4 years. Let those fuckers be reminded of their idiocy every damn day, every damn article about Trump needs to be punctuated with “but emails amirite?”

Not to nitpick your math, but I feel like you missed a key demographic:
12%: FUCK YEAH TRUMP IS MY BOY, GET FUCKED CUCKS!
12%: He’s an unorthodox president, of course he’s going to leave the full understanding of potential world crises to Mike Pence that’s why we voted for him.
26%: We are so fucked! We are so fucked! We…

Nothing this man says or does astonishes me anymore. What I do continue to find astonishing (and depressing as hell) is that fact that we are all reading the same things, yet there are still a huuge number of people out there who still think he is the greatest thing. “He is a successful businessman. He’ll be great for…

You’re joking buuuut it’s probably true.

He has a guy for that.

How does this fucking moron get dressed in the morning?

Trump :I am so great! I am so Great! I am so Great!

BUT... EMAILS