I feel like I’m going to a mental breakdown on 1/20/17. Even if I don’t watch it. Ahhh I’m having anxiety just thinking about it right now.

Agreed. Example Sarah palin. It’s so transparent.

Oh right. Because it’s being attracted to men that makes a woman a woman.

It’s insufferably asinine.

Right? Poor kid. Let him enjoy his childhood. He’ll be ground under by the misery of adulthood too soon. Let him wear the damn dinosaur shoes.

That actually made my heart hurt. what kind of a concept is “tacky” to teach a four year old? he’s going to preschool not Royal Ascot.

Yeah but it’s a gay man, so he knows.

Thank goodness, a man is here to tell men how women feel.

Kidding is very last season.

I feel like Tom Ford is kidding. He’s kidding, right? There’s a hidden camera somewhere?

Cold pizza is proof that love exists, and that it spent the night in your fridge waiting just for you.

First they came for my sauerkraut, and I said nothing. Because really, fuck sauerkraut.

Isn’t it!!?? My Boss always laughs and rolls her eyes at me when im at my desk shoveling cold pizza straight from the box into my mouth at 730 on a Tuesday morning. Hey at least I’m working and not spending the first half out of my day buying gross cafeteria eggs like my coworkers.

Some dumbfuck at my then-workplace had posted some flyer about “boycott France.” I was tempted to show up to work in a striped French sailor shirt and beret, with a baguette and a wheel of Camembert in a string bag, singing the Marseillaise (way off key, cuz I can’t sing) at the top of my lungs. Being a francophile…

If this keeps up, it will come full circle and Republicans will all become raw vegans locaviors. It will be the only food with the proper fiber. Moral fiber that is.

Yes! Now is NOT the time for cowardice!

They’ll take my pizza away when they pry it from my cold, dead hands.

We’ve been laughing at these idiots for years, but it’s not funny anymore.

Guys....let’s get them to boycott pizza.  They’re already protesting Kellogg’s (so most breakfast food), Pepsi, GrubHub, Netflix, Oreos, I’ve lost count.

This, oddly, was the thing to take the shine off my day (it had to be something, in The Age of Drumpf.) I used to work in a pizza shop as a teenager. It was a terrible job, where I had to deal with gross soccer dads hitting on me, a super serious assistant manager trying to make “the bigs” as a full manager, cheap…