You don’t fuck with my pizza!!!

Pizzagate? What about Subway-gate and Jared?

Do you want Dirty Harry? Because this is how you get Dirty Harry. Leave one child molester out on a technicality and before you know it your kitchen is full of Clint Eastwoods, all snarling and waving .44 magnums and asking if you feel lucky. Then you have to set out traps and empty the traps and that’s a hell of a…

Yes, those pesky amendments. Don’t worry, they’ll be eviscerated soon enough. Hope you enjoy it!

Let’s make sure his rights are protected and any loophole that exists, he is allowed to use. Would hate to see him in jail for the actual offences he committed, but much rather roaming free, unsupervised to molest again.

Seriously. Ah, Pizzagaters? Or whatever you call yourselves. Here is REAL child abuse that you could get exercised about, if what you actually cared about was child abuse....

Now you’ve done it. One of Alex Jones’ idiot followers will read your comment, link to it and it’ll be a thing.

I read that he actually travelled to open a Comet Ping Pong Pizza in Cambodia.

I’m so dumb. After all this time, I’ve realized I’ve been spelling Trump’s name wrong!!! It’s not spelled “Trump,” it is spelled “Nothillary.”

A Trumpster’s comment about these calls with foreign leaders:

I wonder how they’ll blame Obama when Trump fucks things up in 4 short years. But I’m sure they’ll find a way.. probably blame Hillary too while they’re at it.

When all is said and done, Trump’s “presidency” no matter how long it lasts may be the greatest “get rich quick” scheme in all of political history. This is will go down in history books.

This guy is going to get played by EVERY world leader he ever talks to and it is going to fuck up all of our international relationships over and over again.

Post Photo Above: Not Enough Wattle

I’m totally over people who respond to shit like this with “I can’t believe....”.

I will never forgive the sixty some odd million people who voted for this. YOUR STUPIDITY IS BOTTOMLESS!

Is there any way we could go ahead and impeach him and deal with standard evil Mike Pence, instead?

Once the Ministry of Information and Propaganda is initiated, they’ll have every cover.

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again (and keep saying it for the next four years): I’m just glad that the conflicts of interest weren’t over something really sinister, like helping African children with AIDS. Phew!

I am patiently waiting for Anna Wintour to ban both Melania and Ivanka from being on the covers of Vogue, just to watch Trump lose his shit.