Poor Gina Gershon. I’ve always loved her and have always thought she’s deserved better than what Hollywood craps out to her. Sure, she’s not the best actress. But she always comes off as charming and magnetic, at least to me.

If it’s not based on the Babadook I don’t want it.

Big Foot. I’m tired of shaving my thighs.

I know!! This is the only site I go to for EVERYTHING. I heard there are other larger news entities out there that could keep me up to date on the horrors of the world, but I’m lost on where to find them.

Between this, Top of the Lake: China Doll, Handmaid’s Tale and Doctor Foster season 2 I am feeling downright spoiled. Is this what it’s like to be a white man where every piece of media is made for your consumption?

I get it, but my heart belongs to Human Boat Shoe, aka Tommy Vietor.

There was a photo of them at an event together recently—both in nice suits, posing with arms around each other—and I started screaming at my computer because Jon’s shirt was a mess of wrinkles. Like, YOU’RE GOING PUBLIC. LOOK NICE. I will try to find it.

Okay, okay. THANK YOU. See, I was listening to Pod Save America yesterday and he slipped in something about “Ronan” while talking about Sonos, or whatever, and I DIDN’T KNOW. I obsessively was googling things for like, 20 minutes, trying to find proof that it’s real life. I don’t know why I’m so into this, but I am.

The only secret couple I want to see finally go public is Jon Lovett and Ronan Farrow.

I don’t know if this was a book or tv scene (or just my fevered imagination) but I remember Jon was very wary about boning with Ygritte because he didn’t want to leave her with child (wanting to avoid an unwanted bastard situation that he grew up in) except Ygritte was all “the fuck is wrong with southerners if we…

I don’t know this show, I barely know who she is, and I want everyone to get off of my lawn.

I just invented a new genre in my head - Hallmark Horror. I would love to see Hallmark’s take on a horror movie. The film would begin just like their cheesy Xmas movies - heroine has car trouble and has to remain in a quaint small town that is full of hot single men who all want to date her. But not all is as it…

Ever since it became apparent that “conservative” news is simply a sounding board for corporations and politicians to mold their viewers... I ain’t trusting entertainment that is rubber stamped by Christians. 

Hallmark Channel: Helping C-List White Celebs Make their Condo Payments

I tune in for The Golden Girls reruns, and all I can say is, the original content they advertise for seems like the whitest shit that has ever been made.

Oh no no no no no no no. This is the channel I can’t stand. My mom, too, gets glued to it. I can’t. I just can’t. It’s unrealistically sappy and saccharine and I feel like I need to watch a 10-hour reel of explosions and car chases as a unicorn chaser every time it’s on.

I did math in my undergrad. Both male and female students judged the female math students that wore make up. I did not wear make up because I was lazy and honestly I also had no interest in it. But I had some fights with some classmates that were alsodear friends about this. My main point was always: why do you judge…

I’ll have you know I waste time in myriad ways-putting crap on my face is just one of them, and it’s nowhere close to being the most frivolous.

Read a book.