Usually about...now:

“He was raised correctly”

They need so much reassurance that they’re not like THOSE men, while being like THOSE men.

“Today, we’re in a crisis of masculinity. Some men are unable to compete in schools and in labor markets because the stereotype of what is considered “man’s work” is so narrow.”

because my erection points ever-heavenward

I’m a real man’s man because my erection points ever-heavenward and everyone cares about my boner. “Such a boner” they murmur. I also have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

I don’t know what to do with this. I liked it, taking the piss out of David Brooks is a needed service-the man is so busy gazing at his own navel that it’s a miracle he isn’t constantly running into light poles and tripping over small children as he ambles down the street. But I don’t know what to do with it.

As an Important Man who Writes Things On the Internet, I find this article reproachable, a pustule on the true virtues of manliness. I do not read articles such as this, I allow them to be placed in front of my eyes so that I may absorb their knowledge, a skill unbeknownst to the females who peruse this site—a site,…

“For now, the women are using their aggressive positivity to float above the negative press”

You’d think our leaders could at least offer our children a modest proposal.

John Mulaney has a bit in one of his standup specials where he says that he grew up before children were special, and I know what he means. I was often allowed to just sort of do as I pleased, and those days are over. However, I think we now live in a time in which only one’s own children have any value. Other…

Honestly, I’m just so sad all the time now. The Trump regime just keeps getting worse. And apathy keeps growing.

You guys ever read an interview with someone and say to yourself at the end: “Holy shit that guy was on a lot of cocaine.”?

“Anthony Scaramucci, a finance bro who is now, for no apparent reason, paid to represent the White House and president of the United States of America, used the word “cock” exactly three times—and “fuck” a total of six times—in a rather incredible rant to The New Yorker’s Ryan Lizza on Wednesday night.”

According to the full story, they had only been aboard for 6 hours before he killed her. That makes me think he had every intention of killing her and dumping her body in the ocean. Why he would do it in front of their children or anyone else I can’t fathom, but it seems a little too convenient that mere hours after…

Literally a Margaret Atwood quote come to life.

I like Billy Zane more than he probably deserves.

That Billy Zane, he holds up!

I appreciate that Billy Zane now looks younger than or almost the same age as Leo.

The injured photographer later called him “compassionate.”