Guys…

I thought the GT stood for Good Times.

<best Clarkson impersonation>

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

I’ve named him Eldridge. I name them all. For instance I would name you Herbert.

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

There will be a follow up to this article when Doug sells his Aston to Tavarish for the price of a brand new Corolla.

It’s ok, they’ll just fill in the gaps with CGI and the horse’s brother.

Well, this won’t get the “no animals were harmed in production” disclaimer.

You are so wrong.

“This warranty does not cover loss directly or indirectly caused by nuclear fuel, or from any nuclear waste from the combustion of nuclear fuel.” Imagine that conversation. “I’m sorry Mr. DeMuro, but we can’t authorize your heater hose repair. It failed due to the nuclear holocaust that has currently enslaved the…

A mix of shots from Lingenfelter’s Cars & Coffee, and Car & Driver’s C&C.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

In a dusty old pub in Ireland sometime in the early 90's a local plonked a pint of Guinness in front of me and said; “Here, get yerself outside of that!”

The new Lambo looks pretty good. What the hell is up with that center console though? The visibility in this thing seems bad enough for every single one of them to end up in a lake.

Kit cars with a sticker with ZERO relationship to anything you can buy. You just summed up nascar.

Correct me if I'm wrong, and I very well could be, but it seems that manufacturer/engine supplier makes less of a difference in NASCAR than any other professional Motorsport on the planet. They're entirely interchangeable.

It's amazing how some stickers on the same fucking cars can fool so many idiots.

so let me get this straight, people are bitching about what sticker goes on the car? Really?

Ever since Toyota jumped in I’ve completely stopped caring about what cars were being raced in nascar. They’re so spec that the manufacture is just another decal on the car, might as well have loyalty to the sponsor stickers.