I'm amazed the video wasn't all spider baby.

Thanks for the laughs, everyone! You're all winners to me.

This game made me realize how strong a theme running is in Forrest. He's forced to run all his life from bullies, to football, to saving his platoon, then he eventually has a moment where he finally gets to run...just for the hell of it. It's a nice moment I never noticed the gravity of until this silly thing. And…

Me too. :(

There are only two paragraphs in this article! It shouldn't be *that* hard to read it all before commenting.

April Fools, it's actually a real truck!

I guess he got shammed.

In this situation, I think we can all agree the proper course of action is to ditch the car and go steal another one while the cops aren't looking.

I believe you have my stapler.

Now the only question is: just what will you spend all that dough on?

ok, you're not into heists, bank robberies, or general mayhem in simulated cities based on real life locations.

I AM APPALLED.

Well, yeah, but I guess my point is that if he's freaking out just at the idea of having the game, maybe he isn't quite emotionally mature enough to be playing a game like this in the first place.