Looks like I’m screwed.

I just got on my phone and chose jalopnik and what the fuck oh my god those timed advertisements I hate them oh my god.

Lol Martha. Too bad Snoop isn’t with her. They could light one up and chill until the tow truck arrives.

My first car was a 1989 Iroc with the 5.7. I still have it actually

I want to give you negative stars

Agreed. Nothing is more convenient than a small truck. Good on gas, handy, and reliable. If you buy a small truck from before 2005, you get full size truck build quality. Also your truck won’t look terrible with scuffs and dents. I would buy a small truck.

I would go with any late 90's Honda with a five speed. EXCEPT PRELUDE THOSE SUCK TO WORK ON. You’ll learn to wrench, you’ll have cheap parts, and you’ll have a fun car. There’s also nothing better than driving a slow car fast. VTEC for added smiles.

Seriously guys, how could you all be so blind? This is clearly a conspiracy with intentions to improve Danicrash Patwreck’s average finish! With even less cars on track at the end of the race, she will automatically finish closer to the top 20!

Reminds me of the vintage CJ long wheel base that was stolen from our farm ten years ago.

Good luck with the starter. I’ve rebuilt mine five times and it finally melted down. I’m going to replace the bell housing with the one from the f134 and ring gear to match and slap on a starter from a 60's Land Cruiser.

I could say the same for my v8 Lincoln LS. It’s a riot to drive but it’s Christmas time on my dash all year round.

*until you neglect the timing belt which snaps and allows your valves and pistons to have an unhappy reunion.

someone’s shocks aren’t providing the correct omega values.

At least the people who crash don’t have to pay for a tow.

Jeff Gordon.

Fallout 4 depicts it perfectly. Bethesda even added a bunch of survival videos to the game. (I’m doing it wrong)

Dsm engines are very unreliable. Especially when you’re pushing 23 psi of boost.

The issue is the tolerances cold vs tolerances warm. For example, your rod bearings contract when cold. Though almost negligible, the enlarged tolerance allows for a small gap which increases wear when the pistons fire. The rod bearings take the brunt of the load from the crankshaft when loaded. Therefore, romping on…

Easy fix: they give all of the drivers used, caged Iroc Z’s and let them have at it. It’ll be neat to have the variable of whose car will last to the end of the race. Then to add to the excitement, lightly most the racing surface to keep the drivers on their toes. Having owned one of these hangs for 5 years, I can…

Those cars are surprisingly fun to thrash around