How much toilet paper and paper towels do you buy that they don’t fit in an 86!?

The sexism is so much subtler in this one!

Now he’s going to use this as justification to all the people who give him crap for driving a lifted truck.

When it comes to driving, dress shoes suck almost as much as boots.

I’ve never not fit into a car worth owning.

This is not a contest of which is cooler, better, or more Jalop. One is literally named Hellcat and the other doesn’t have the word Hell in its name at all.

This guy gets it.

Okay, bye.

I hear they’re much better these days, but that’s kind of irrelevant.

Dodge Charger Hellcat. Hell sedan.

Pffft. “Hell Sedan”. There is only one “Hell Sedan”.

This is a better answer than “NO!”

My owner’s manual (06 Mazda3) actually says not to operate the vehicle below 1/4 tank of gas.

Why would you not use the emergency brake in an emergency?

It’s something of an inside joke.

The name is not literal. The fastback is not retractable. Only the the roof panel retracts. It is nearly identical to the current 911 Targa.

But it is a targa…

Below 75° is too cold to drive a convertible? I drive around with the top down at 40° F if it’s sunny.

It’s a Mazda2 sedan pretending it’s a Toyota.

How government policies affect the automotive industry is absolutely proper content for this site. Always has been.