Oh, of course not :) I was just kidding.

what do souls do in their downtime, I wonder? Did he just float around for five years, or what? Oh, maybe he reincarnated before and had a tragically short life before this one! Tell your sister that, she'll love it.

I don't really understand how people LIKE this idea. What if your dog is reincarnated and you DON'T find them, and they end up in the chained-to-a-post-outside-a-methhead's-trailer life? The thought that my darling pets might be reborn and out there somewhere without me is like my worst nightmare, not some kind of…

Nah, Newberys go to genuinely high-quality books. Books no normal child ever in a million years wants to read, but still.

…..he's three kids in an ill-fitting suit?

Yeah, the "he's just one guy" comment made me think Che maybe doesn't grasp the whole deal about Republicans holding all three branches. I've seen a LOT of people blathering "oh calm down, checks and balances, yaddayadda" while clearly not paying close enough attention to understand what it means to have the House AND…

Yep. It's making people on the left hesitate to even talk about it, because then "we'd be just as bad as they were, talking about rigged elections"…I've mentioned this to liberal friends and they get all squicked out like it's just another conspiracy theory and we're sinking to Alex Jones' level if we discuss it.

……heeeey,, wait second! that fact wasn't fun at all!

Oh right, those bad Skittles I've been hearing so much about.

Oh, "low energy", you mean?

waitaminnit…calling the hospital…are you REALLY a doctor? I never trusted you about that before, but now I'm thinking maybe I should have!

me too! I had a really fun Block party on Facebook to cheer myself up today.

I think you'll find it was Maggie who told you to go suck a fuck, my good man. You know, sometimes I doubt your commitment to pretending to be Jake Gyllenhaal on the internet.

When that fly landed on Clinton during the second debate, I had the fleeting thought that some psycho somewhere would be using it as evidence she's a demon, or already dead or something, but I told myself that was going too far. I don't know when I will learn the simple lesson of Election 2016: there is no "too far"…

upvoted for being Kate Monday

Yeah, I'm pretty tired of the grousing about how they nominated her just because it was "her turn" and the Clinton machine forced them to and blah blah. Here they have one of the most qualified candidates EVER, but they were supposed to nominate somebody else because, basically, "I just don't like her, I dunno"?

I'm imagining a lot of crying and pleading to please, please not make them style it like…THAT…again…no, Mr. Trump, don't— for the love of god— don't make me add more hairspray, I won't…I— I can't *broken sobbing*

Yaas! Loved that show—definitely part of the reason I always knew I wanted to be an illustrator when I grew up.

"The Tower"! Thank you, I've been trying to remember the name of that idiotic movie for years (for some reason— honestly have no idea why I cared to revive that particular neuron). I watched it as kid too and remember even then thinking how dated it looked

That article is AMAZING.